The longer they have been dead, the better.
Step dos; get any color of yarn you desire. Or four…
Step tres; start the yarn towards the bottom by securing it with tape. Or tying a knot.
Step cinco; when you are towards the end, have someone take a small photoshoot of you.
Finally; tie it off with a knot, and put it in something pretty.
Time: 2 hours, if you include wine sipping and reheating some left over tortellini to snack on.
Toldja it was cute.